grilledkhalcheesi:

the fun thing about binge watching Parks and Rec is you get to fall in love with Adam Scott and Chris Pratt simultaneously

(via dixonsbooty)

"Don’t know if I have to actually pee or I’m just excited"

The battle cry of the anxious person (via thehijynx)

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

(via cwingenusako)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via ruinedchildhood)