reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I love my baby, when I’m in pain he makes me hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles c:

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

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:3

Fucked like a Little pornstar…needed ;)

craftygeekstar:

anotherlongstoryshort:

infraredphaeton:

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

hipster-trichster:

spookodactyl:

scareahmanning:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

WILDCATS

THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRL

IT’S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE

COMING OUTTA MY CAGE

LET IT GO

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